... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Is the World Ready for Obama? On the Prowl for racist Obama Jokes

Let me start off by saying I am not racist. I have no problem with anyone being anything they want regardless of colour. In fact, colour should never be an issue when it comes to jobs, relationships and politics. The thing is, the whole Obama election relied heavily on Obama being "Black". When Obama won, all the media could say was "Americans Elect the first Black President."

I understand skin tone is fairly evident but how is that any different from saying "Americans elect first Blonde President" or "Americans elect first President without a Texas accent." Come on people, who gives a fvck.

I tried to find some Racist Obama jokes for this post as everyone seems to be looking for them but at the end of the day we are all follicly challenged Monkey's.


Hollis said...

Just wait for even more rumors to surface since he has won...

HTBW said...

Just as a point if interest, the link doesn't work on my computer (Might be a good reason it is blocked)
If someone discovers it to be bad, please let me know via the coments section and I will nuke it.