... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,

Sunday, September 13, 2009

PARIS HILTON Down in History

I had to do a double take when I read this headline

Hilton's wisdom put in book of quotations

For a minute I thought the dumb shit actually managed to write a book of "Wisdom according to Paris." Being the whore she is, I'm sure it isn't far away.

Regardless, the article was about how quote by Bibmo Heiress Paris Hilton and Clueless Sarah Palin have made it into the

"Oxford Book of Quotations." Paris' contribution leaves generations with the knowledge that having money does not equal having a brain with her now famous line "Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in." .

When she heard about being included in the Oxford book of Quotations, Paris Hilton said on her Twitter Page "So cool that I have a quote in the dictionary." Ya, ok Paris.

As for Sarah Palin, the US Voters will once again be reminded of the close call they had in the 2008 2009 US General Election, when the woman who said "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick." wasnot voted in as Vice President of the United States.

Since Paris Hilton made it, how about adding me
"All the World's Indeed a Cage and we are merely monkey's"
It kind of explains the Media fascination with Paris Hilton, doesn't it...