... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,

Friday, December 4, 2009


Oh for christ sakes, it seems the Internet has gone all batty with people looking for pictures of Myley Cyrus's new tattoo... or in this case, her first tattoo. Really people, what is the big deal, so Myley Cyrus has the words, "Just Breathe" tattoed under her left breast and the world goes nuts. Com on Myley, could you not have come up with a better thing to put for your first tattoo? I dunno, maybe "Me Ma made a skank" or "slut tag".
All the same, here is a picture of Miley Cyrus's new Tattoo.

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Grady Sizemore Leaked Email Pictures to Girlfriend

What can I say about Grady Sizemore, first of all, I regret having to look for his recent mirror front photo shoot. Secondly, I am glad he had the forethought to bring a coffee cup with him.... some things would just require far too much therapy.

Anyways, there seems to be an increased search... well a search at all is amazing enough, for pictures of Grady Sizemore. Particularly the pictures Grady Sizemore took of himself in front of a mirror pretty much naked. Honestly, thinking up creative ways to insert the important keywords regarding the leaked / stolen Grady Sizemore naked photo's which he sent to his ex girlfriend and Playboy model Brittany Binger is making me nauseous.

On that note, let's switch topics to naked pictures of Brittany Binger. At least Brittany Binger had the forethought to dump Grady Sizemore... perhaps the mirror pictures were the last straw. Either way, the knob gobbling community is bouncing for joy whilst throwing their tiara's in the air, so here ya go spank away... or whatever you do, to the semi naked pictures of Grady Sizemore... The things I do for Internet Traffic.

If you are like me and need to get these semi nude Grady Sizemore pictures out of your mind, Click here for naked pictures of Brittany Binger... if you are so inclined.