... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,

Thursday, December 13, 2012

The world is about to end, pass the Peyote

Not since the last doomsday scare was the media and world so abuzz over a simple date. Apparently on December 21st, 2012, the planet earth will be destroyed by some space bulldozers to make way for a hyper-spacial highway... Or am I just getting my fiction confused. I know there are scholars who like to believe the Mayans were a very advanced civilization. I'm confused, though, if the Mayans were so advanced they could look into the future and see that a group of scientists hell bent to be the next Albert Einstein or Al Gore (he did invent the Internet you know ;) ), would gather In the remote Swiss Alps to play cosmic marbles with a big ass machine they would first call the thingamajig, only later to settle on the Hadron Collider, because they figured it sounded cooler plus, playing with their thingamajig was less likely to get them laid, which was the ultimate goal in the first place. Apparently some blue fuzzy alien told them space girls were easy. What makes this amazing forecast of the Mayan's even more amazing is. This revelation came from a group of geniuses that could not even count past 2012. In case any of them are listening, the next number is 2013. I guess we have now finally surpassed the intellect of the future gazing Mayans. To bad about the highway and thanks for all the fish.