... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,

Monday, April 21, 2008

Stop the Insanity...

OK, so how did I start out my morning today.... Well, aside from a wonderful bowel movement, my eyes were tortured by some more skank photo's of up and coming popskankette, Miley Cyrus. Poop Billy Ray must have one helluva Achey Breaky head right about now. First, his 15 year old daughter decides to post some underwear pics on the internet for all the perv's of the world to see. Then she starts hanging out with 20 some odd year old Hollyskank (all beit sexy Hollyskank) Lindsay Lohan.

I guess, Lindsay Lohan's Naked Magazine pictures gave Miley something to think about and she came out with some even more pictures which show she is definately on her way to getting pregnant at 16 or getting her own brand new breast from Hollywood Boob Mart.