... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Politics takes a new twist

And you thought the Hustler Video Nailin Paylin was the furthest anyone could go.... well you were wrong. Some resident of LA decided to Hang Sarah Palin in efigy out side his home. Here is the story.

A Halloween decoration showing a mannequin dressed as vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin hanging by a noose from the roof of a Los Angeles house has sparked outrage among Republican supporters.

The mannequin, which is dressed in brown wig, glasses and a red business suit, has been reported to police as a hate crime.

However, officers said the mannequin could not be considered a hate crime because it was part of a Halloween display.

Chad Michael Morisette, who lives in the house, defended the effigy, claiming it was art.

Mr Morisette admitted it would be out of bounds at any other time of year.

He said: "It should be seen as art, and as within the month of October. It's Halloween, it's time to be scary it's time to be spooky."

Sgt. Kristin Aloma of the sheriff's department said that since Sunday she had received five to 10 calls from residents offended by the display. Officials are monitoring the house to make sure the situation doesn't get out of hand, she said.

"I'm not defending this; I'm not criticising it. It doesn't rise to the level of hate crime," said Steve Whitmore, spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, who said he went out to the house himself to look at the display this morning. "Now, if there was a crime against bad taste . . . "

Mr Whitmore said that potential hate crimes are evaluated on a case-by-case basis. If the same display had been made of a Barack Obama-like doll, for example, authorities would have to evaluate it independently, he said.

The home's decorations also feature a doll of John McCain surrounded by "flames" in the chimney, and other more typical Halloween items, such as skeletons and spider webs.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Oprah Licks Carpet, Stedman Likes Dick - More Gay Rumours

First of all, I would like to say WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!
Now onto the news.
So once again rumours are abound about Oprah Windbag oops Winfrey and Stedman whatshisface. I guess people are wondering why there are so few pictures of Oprah and Stedman together. Instead they are replaced with pictures of Oprah and some gal pal Gayle King. Apparently this means Oprah has joined the cast of the L-Word or something.

The media loves to out dykes and fags.

Horny Goat Weed - The Ongoing Search for the Boner or an indicator of a Poor US Education System

I was wondering through the Google Search this morning and once again stumbled upon HORNY GOAT WEED. This is not a new topic, in fact I wrote about it a few weeks ago when it was mentioned in a scientific study. What makes this particular search interesting is not that a wack of people were searching for HORNY GOAT WEED... in fact they weren't They were searching for "HORNEY GOAT WEED." Not to be anal, but my though is, if they cannot spell it how can they get there!!!

I guess I really shouldn't put all the blame on the Americans, they are just such an easy target. Sorry 'bout that Eh! :P


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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Living Goddess of Nepal nothing godly about it

I am all for freedom of religion and find many ancient traditions interesting, this however, is a little bit fucked up. Read the whole way through and you will see what I mean.
Thoughts anyone?

KATHMANDU, Nepal - Religious authorities in Nepal anointed a three-year-old girl as a living goddess Tuesday in a tradition dating back centuries.

Matani Shakya was wrapped in red silk and her hair was adorned with red flowers as Hindu and Buddhist priests chanted sacred hymns and showered her with flowers and grains of rice. The new "kumari" or living goddess, was carried from her parents' home to an ancient palatial temple in the heart of the Nepal's capital, Kathmandu.

She will live there until she reaches puberty and loses her divine status.

Until then, she will be worshipped by Hindus and Buddhists as an incarnation of the powerful Hindu deity Taleju.

A panel of judges conducted a series of ancient ceremonies to select the goddess from several two-to four-year-old girls who are all members of the impoverished Shakya goldsmith caste.

The judges read the candidates' horoscopes and check each one for physical imperfections. The living goddess must have perfect hair, eyes, teeth and skin with no scars, and should not be afraid of the dark.

As a final test, the living goddess must spend a night alone in a room among the heads of ritually slaughtered goats and buffaloes without showing fear.

Having passed all the tests, the child will stay in almost complete isolation at the temple, and will be allowed to return to her family only at the onset of menstruation when a new goddess will be named to replace her.

"I feel a bit sad, but since my child has become a living goddess I feel proud," said her father, Pratap Man Shakya.

During her time as a goddess, she will always wear red, pin up her hair in topknots, and have a "third eye" painted on her forehead.

Devotees touch the girls' feet with their foreheads, the highest sign of respect among Hindus in Nepal. During religious festivals the goddesses are wheeled around on a chariot pulled by devotees.

Critics say the tradition violates both international and Nepalese laws on child rights. The girls often struggle to readjust to normal lives after they return home.

Nepalese folklore holds that men who marry a former kumari will die young, and so many girls remain unmarried and face a life of hardship.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Sarah Palin Nude Painting - What is all the fuss about?

Todays' Hot search kinda explains the wierd fascination certain lonely people have with Japanese Anime. Ya ok, so I thought Betty Rubble was hot (Not the Rosie ODonnell Version) but come on, am I the only one who finds this NUDE PAINTING OF SARAH PALIN more than a little wierd. Put aside the fat this does not even look like her and more resembles a Mike Judge or Matt Groening creation that a naked senator. To make matters even wierder, the "artist", and I use that term lightly, used his DAUGHTER as a model. Apparently she does a good Sarah Palin impression.

Old Guy painting a picture of his naked Daughter..... It says this guy is from Chicago, I'm thinking Alabama