MILEY CYRUS SEX TAPE - Ya sick Fucks

OK, this is just nuts. I guess MILEY CYRUS was in a GOT MILK ad and some perverts are out there searching for it because they figure it is sexually loaded. I guess Elementary School just let out and all the silly tweens perverted pedofiles have decided to search for MILEY CYRUS SEX TAPE because they wanted to spank da monkey to her ugly milk covered mug.

I guess this all arose from MILEY CYRUS hanging out with Sex tape star Kim Kardashian. Go figure.

Here is something else I found on the topic which pretty much echo's how I feel The Source is http://watchtvsitcoms.blogspot.com

Miley Cyrus Sex Tape

You pervert! How dare you even consider reading about the Miley Cyrus Sex Tape?

There is no Miley Cyrus sex tape for three more years. Until then, you can see her GOT MILK ad:

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b136836_mileys_got_milk.html

I am not going to post it here because most people would consider it perverted. But even more scary is how many people are searching for the Miley Cyrus Sex Tape today...

I could sit here all night and make jokes about how stupid Miley Cyrus is. Like, they asked her what the capital of California is, and she said "C".

Or how she was on the plane with the Pope and there were only 2 parachutes. Miley jumps out of the plane, and the pilot and the Pope argue about who gets the last parachute. The Pope says not to worry because Miley jumped out with his briefcase. Of course, this joke doesn't make any sense because the Pope doesn't carry a briefcase - he keeps the Vaseline and condoms in his cape!

I am not going to sit here and continue to make jokes about how Miley Cyrus is an idiot, because I will just end up with a whole bunch of hate mail. So I will make tasteless jokes about her:

What has 10,000 arms, 10,000 legs, 5,000 heads, and an IQ of 8?
5,000 fans at a Miley Cyrus concert!

You know what, forget it. I can't write any jokes about her that don't involve how much of a stupid redneck she is. I mean, she went on the Jay Leno show and drank ketchup from the bottle like it was water! I don't even know what to say. Oh yes, it is bad etiquette to drink ketchup from the bottle - you can only eat it with fried squirrel!