... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Ghost of Elvis

ok, so today is the anniversary of Elvis' Death and he came to visit me. I'm not shitting you when I tell you this, but I have Elvis' Ghost in a jar. I had to stick it in the basement because I was really getting tired of hearing his singing.... I'm not really a fan of the fat bastard.
So.... If anyone is interested in buying Elvis in a jar, drop me a line via the HTBW Ad to the right.
I just want to get this fat ghosty bastard out of my house adn really just want to toss him in the bin, but I realise this could be worth some money to the right fan.