... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,

Friday, August 15, 2008

Get that Fucking Sword Away from me you Crazy Viking



On my way home from work today I heard this strange little story about "Nils Olav", Edinburgh Zoo's famous King penguin getting knighted. Yes, the odd ceremony where some suited up King or Queen taps some unsuspecting soul with a sword just to make them feel special.





Knighting used to be a way to sucker people into fighting for their country, however, recently it has become more of a publicity stunt for Royal Families. This particular publicity stunt truly shows how stupid these Royal boneheads are... It is a fucking flightless bird you Morons!!!!! or in case you don't understand Det er en fucking flightless fugl du Morons

I'm thinking the translation service did not understand fucking or moron... Oh well.

Posted by HTBW at 4:34 PM  

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