ok, so today is the anniversary of Elvis' Death and he came to visit me. I'm not shitting you when I tell you this, but I have Elvis' Ghost in a jar. I had to stick it in the basement because I was really getting tired of hearing his singing.... I'm not really a fan of the fat bastard.
So.... If anyone is interested in buying Elvis in a jar, drop me a line via the HTBW Ad to the right.
I just want to get this fat ghosty bastard out of my house adn really just want to toss him in the bin, but I realise this could be worth some money to the right fan.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Ghost of Elvis
Friday, August 15, 2008
Get that Fucking Sword Away from me you Crazy Viking
On my way home from work today I heard this strange little story about "Nils Olav", Edinburgh Zoo's famous King penguin getting knighted. Yes, the odd ceremony where some suited up King or Queen taps some unsuspecting soul with a sword just to make them feel special.
Knighting used to be a way to sucker people into fighting for their country, however, recently it has become more of a publicity stunt for Royal Families. This particular publicity stunt truly shows how stupid these Royal boneheads are... It is a fucking flightless bird you Morons!!!!! or in case you don't understand Det er en fucking flightless fugl du Morons
I'm thinking the translation service did not understand fucking or moron... Oh well.
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