... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,

Friday, December 4, 2009


Oh for christ sakes, it seems the Internet has gone all batty with people looking for pictures of Myley Cyrus's new tattoo... or in this case, her first tattoo. Really people, what is the big deal, so Myley Cyrus has the words, "Just Breathe" tattoed under her left breast and the world goes nuts. Com on Myley, could you not have come up with a better thing to put for your first tattoo? I dunno, maybe "Me Ma made a skank" or "slut tag".
All the same, here is a picture of Miley Cyrus's new Tattoo.

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