... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,

Wednesday, March 4, 2009


Ya ok, so I put a picture of a black woman on a page that talks about monkeys. Before everyone starts jumping up and down screaming, WE ARE ALL MONKEYS'

Everyone seems to want to LISTEN TO LATREASA LESHAE GOODMAN and her MCDONALDS 911 CALL about McDonalds being out of Chicken McNuggets. Goodman says in her defense she was called to report a theft, not just that they were out of her desired meal.“Satisfying each and every customer that visits our restaurants is very important to us. Regarding this isolated incident, we apologize for the inconvenience caused. In the event that we are unable to fill an order, a customer should be offered the choice of a full refund or alternative menu items. We regret that in this instance, that wasn’t the case. We want to correct our mistake. We will be sending the customer her refund, along with an Arch card for a complimentary meal on us. We never want to disappoint a McNuggets fan or any McDonald’s customer. Customer satisfaction is our top priority.

Carlos Solorzano
McDonald’s Operations Manager Florida Region

Latreasa Leshae Goodman said she went to McDonalds for Chicken McNuggets, paid, and then was told they were out, couldn’t reportedly have a refund, but could have a McDouble.

That’s when she called 911 three times. Above is one tape local police are releasing to send a message to citizens of what 911 is, and isn’t, to be used for.

Goodman to 911:

“This is an emergency, if I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one, this is an emergency!”