... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Oprah Licks Carpet, Stedman Likes Dick - More Gay Rumours

First of all, I would like to say WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!
Now onto the news.
So once again rumours are abound about Oprah Windbag oops Winfrey and Stedman whatshisface. I guess people are wondering why there are so few pictures of Oprah and Stedman together. Instead they are replaced with pictures of Oprah and some gal pal Gayle King. Apparently this means Oprah has joined the cast of the L-Word or something.

The media loves to out dykes and fags.