... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,

Friday, July 11, 2008

Wacko Jacko Roll's into the Scene

What blog about monkey poop would not complete without a write-up on the most famous crackpot of all.... Michael Jackson.
Yes, the prince of craziness reared his bleached alien head (Albeit covered up) for a wheelchair tour of Vegas. Normally costumed up or dangled children, Prince, Paris and Blanket (Ya he's normal) in tow Michael decided pants were too much work and he stayed in his pyjamas.

Ya know, I really don't know what to say about this which has not already been said. It is simply shocking that the authorities would allow Michael to have custody of these Children. Fuck, it is so apparent that his dick was not even involved in their production (Unless he dumped them in a vat of bleach at birth...) These children were simply purchased like a commodity, how sad.