... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,
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Monday, August 24, 2009

Beyond Hope... British Columbia

Actually, this story comes from right in Hope British Columbia. I guess I find the over curious just a slight bit beyond hope.

Regardless, unless you are living under a rock or don't listen to the news, you have probably heard the story about Ryan Jenkins and Jasmine Fiore. If not, here is the 30 second recap. a week ago Friday, Ryan Jenkins reports his wife (or ex wife) missing. The next day, police find Jasmine Fiore's mutilate body in a suitcase which had been tossed into a dumpster... or trash receptical as the police report said.

After that, the geeknet went nuts with people searching for everything from Naked Pictures of Jasmine Fiore, Jasmine Fiore's Playboy pictures, and of course the obligatory and quite fvcking morbid Jasmine Fiore death pictures. Come on people, has the world become so immune to suffering that everyone wants to see pictures of a mutilated dead person? I blame video games and Clive Barker.






Immediately after Jasmine Fiore's body was found, police went searching for Ryan Jenkins. In true Phil Spectre style, Ryan Jenkins was nowhere to be found. For a week police tried to hunt him down. Even "Dog the Bounty Hunter" offered to join in the search (All for the publicity of course.)

Now onto Hope. Hope British Columbia is a small piss ant town just east of Vancouver, British Columbia, Yes, the host city for the fricking 2010 Olympic Winter Games. With a population of about... ah who gives a crap it is small and most of the population consists of drunkin' Indians anyways. So of course, that makes it the perfect place for some reality TV show dork to hide. So that is what Ryan Jenkins did for about a week. He hid in Hope British Columbia.

Well, apparently something happened and Ryan Jenkins no longer has to hide. He either committed suicide or it was made to look like he hung himself. Whatever the case, Ryan Jenkins was found hanging by his neck in the Thunderbird Motel in Hope British Columbia. Perhaps they can now name it the Ryan Jenkins room and all those sick fvcks looking for pictures of Ryan Jenkins hanging dead from a noose can rent it out to wack off to Jasmine Fiore pictures in. Seriously people, what the fvck is wrong with you? Did you fall on your head as a child?

My prediction is, next everyone will be hunting for the Ryan Jenkins Suicide note... if he could spell, he was a reality TV star after all.

Related Links

Vancouver 2010 Blog
The Hunt for Jasmine Fiore's Killer
Ryan Jenkins found dead in Hope BC Motel Room

Friday, March 27, 2009

DANIELLE LLOYD - Cell phones and topless photo's

And to think, I thought Paris Hilton had the trademark on being a stupid twat and leaving suggestive pictures on her cellphone and then loosing it. Well, that isn't exactly what happened to DANIELLE LLOYD but it was close.

It appears the ex-playboy model who has showed her breasts to millions is claiming mental anguish or something silly like that because some monkey in a cell phone shop sold a TOPLESS PICTURE OF DANIELLE LLOYD he found on a cellphone DANIELLE LLOYD returned.

the sexy TOPLESS MODEL, DANIELLE LLOYD is asking for £50,000 in her writ. Although there is a definate claim for breach of trust, how stupid can a person be... Is Danielle really naive enough to believe any warm blooded straight male would not take advantage of finding naked pictures of someone as famous as herself??? I guess she could have been looking for a lawsuit since her career took a dumper after the Big Brother Racism contraversy.


To see some UNCENSORED TOPLESS PICTURES OF DANIELLE LLOYD

DANIELLE LLOYD TOPLESS

NAKED PICTURES OF DANIELLE LLOYD

DANIELLE LLOYD SHOWS OF HER BREASTS AND MORE








Here is the original story:

Danielle Lloyd is suing a phone company after one of its workers allegedly downloaded explicit photos from her mobile.

The former Miss England left the phone at her local branch of Carphone Warehouse, where one of the staff viewed the images and made copies, a High Court writ states. Danielle, who appeared with Jade Goody in the controversial series of Celebrity Big Brother, is suing Carphone Warehouse and employee Deepak Jagpal.

Mr Jagpal is accused of taking copies of the pictures, including intimate surgery shots, when the model bought a new mobile.

She was told to leave her old phone so all the data could be transferred, and collect it later the same day.





The incident took place last September and the company says it apologised as soon as it was made aware of the matter.

Mr Jagpal no longer works for Carphone Warehouse.

A spokesman for the company said: "The download of customer content is entirely unacceptable and we can confirm that this content was not published. When the matter was brought to our attention we immediately conducted an investigation and the employee is no longer working within the business. Their actions are not indicative of our usual standard of service and we absolutely apologise to Ms Lloyd."

Danielle's writ makes a claim of up to £50,000 for breach of contract and invasion of privacy.

HTBW-2008