... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,

Friday, March 27, 2009

DANIELLE LLOYD - Cell phones and topless photo's

And to think, I thought Paris Hilton had the trademark on being a stupid twat and leaving suggestive pictures on her cellphone and then loosing it. Well, that isn't exactly what happened to DANIELLE LLOYD but it was close.

It appears the ex-playboy model who has showed her breasts to millions is claiming mental anguish or something silly like that because some monkey in a cell phone shop sold a TOPLESS PICTURE OF DANIELLE LLOYD he found on a cellphone DANIELLE LLOYD returned.

the sexy TOPLESS MODEL, DANIELLE LLOYD is asking for £50,000 in her writ. Although there is a definate claim for breach of trust, how stupid can a person be... Is Danielle really naive enough to believe any warm blooded straight male would not take advantage of finding naked pictures of someone as famous as herself??? I guess she could have been looking for a lawsuit since her career took a dumper after the Big Brother Racism contraversy.


To see some UNCENSORED TOPLESS PICTURES OF DANIELLE LLOYD

DANIELLE LLOYD TOPLESS

NAKED PICTURES OF DANIELLE LLOYD

DANIELLE LLOYD SHOWS OF HER BREASTS AND MORE








Here is the original story:

Danielle Lloyd is suing a phone company after one of its workers allegedly downloaded explicit photos from her mobile.

The former Miss England left the phone at her local branch of Carphone Warehouse, where one of the staff viewed the images and made copies, a High Court writ states. Danielle, who appeared with Jade Goody in the controversial series of Celebrity Big Brother, is suing Carphone Warehouse and employee Deepak Jagpal.

Mr Jagpal is accused of taking copies of the pictures, including intimate surgery shots, when the model bought a new mobile.

She was told to leave her old phone so all the data could be transferred, and collect it later the same day.





The incident took place last September and the company says it apologised as soon as it was made aware of the matter.

Mr Jagpal no longer works for Carphone Warehouse.

A spokesman for the company said: "The download of customer content is entirely unacceptable and we can confirm that this content was not published. When the matter was brought to our attention we immediately conducted an investigation and the employee is no longer working within the business. Their actions are not indicative of our usual standard of service and we absolutely apologise to Ms Lloyd."

Danielle's writ makes a claim of up to £50,000 for breach of contract and invasion of privacy.

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