... and we are merely monkey's

Congratulations, you just wasted 23 1/2 seconds of your lifeSo what is MonkeyGuano, you may ask... Well thank you for asking. A Monkey is a primate from which all humans originated, unless of course you believe that apple and horny Teenager story. And Guano, well that is Poop, particularly the poop of Birds and Bats, but I stole it for monkey's. After all, if Paris Hilton can make an album, Monkey's can sure as hell squirt a little Guano out of their ass.Oh, I guess that really didn't answer your question... OK 42.Cheers,

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Woman Gives Birth to her own Grandchildren

I would think a story like this would originate from the deep south, but Ohio??? Read on

An Ohio woman who gave birth to her own triplet grandchildren says she is feeling fine one month later. Fifty-six-year-old Jaci Dalenberg of Wooster had to be closely monitored because of her age. Dalenberg said Tuesday on ABC's "Good Morning America" that she was happy to serve as a surrogate to help her daughter.

The girls were delivered by caesarean section on Oct. 11. They were more than two months premature and each weighed less than three pounds. Daughter Kim Coseno says the babies are doing well. The Cleveland Clinic says Dalenberg offered herself as a surrogate when Kim Coseno and her husband, Joe, were waiting to adopt.

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